junebug the wedding planner

so i was a wedding planner delegating wedding responsibilities to my underlings, then one of them told me the bride chose a gown by a designer with the initials c.c. (in my dream there was a name, maybe not of a real designer, but a full name that i don't remember) and i was absolutely incredulous, appalled even at the choice.

waiting for jesusphone

"hey, what's up, how long have you been here?"
"2 days, you?"
"well, i probably got here right after you did seeing as how i'm in line right behind you."
"oh yeah. well, i'm a bit delirious with hunger and thirst and also i haven't peed in 2 days either."
"is that even possible?"
"apparently, at first i really had to go bad, a few hours after i got here, but then...well, it's like when you're so tired you can't sleep. maybe my bladder is so taut that it has sealed itself off somehow."
"i'll watch your spot man, why don't you go to the bathroom."
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about an hour later
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"that was the most satisfying pee of my life."

Jeff Goldblum

so there was Jeff Goldblum, just there in my dream, not doing or saying anything.
Later, in another dream, i was looking at a picture of myself submitted to Gatech's yearbook and i was all surprised they choose one of my baby pictures, but then i realized that they had poorly photoshopped my small squinty eyes.

then i woke up late and subsequently was late for work....that part is not a dream.

Birthday Party at Costco

so, i was following someone around, and then we went to a super duper extra huge costco...
and in the very back it opened up and turned into a quaint apartment complex, you know one of those built a while back but they have like a cute little courtyard and everything.
It was a birthday party.

and everyone had their doors open to their apartments and some were really nice and some were like trailer homes.

this is the dream blog to compete with leafgreenwickeddreams

so my friend rcmpelephant, you dream, and i dream.