french amputee skate park

so i was hanging out with some girlfriends (very much like the trailer for the movie the women) and we were in some one's lavish closet, just gossipping and helping our friend pick out something to wear on her date/to a party.
there was some french speaking happening, very poor grammar mind you.

fast forward she picks up this guy and apparently they go back to his place...

fast forward (and now i am the omnipotent observer) i am looking down at a skate park/ auto garage, very large and clean, but it is full of freaks.
turns out the dude she went on a date with was only a head and he was riding around on a skate board (i think propelling himself via his thought hands) and his friend on a bmx bike comes up to him and says, "hey, why don't you do some stunts?"
and the head says, "i don't feel so well"
and the bmx guy picks him up and says, "wow, you are awfully bloody today"
and the head says, "yeah, this girl did a number on me, but now i'm prepared for the next time/girl."
and the bmx guy says, "yeah, or any dudes" <-- i think it was like she poked his neck hole or something....anyways...
so head scoots off using his mind hands and i begin to float around. oh, the head looked like a surfer guy.

there is a guy working on his car, but his upper body is severed from his lower body, but then i realize that the upper and lower bodies don't match and there are 2 severed dudes. they are having a conversation about the pros and cons of being severed in half.

the garage/skate park was full of other weirdos, but i didn't really look at them too much, i was too engrossed in the severed body guys' conversation.

when i woke up, i thought, man, that was really really freaky. and geez, what a nice closet. and also, i need to practice my french skills so my dream grammar won't be so horrible