waiting for jesusphone

"hey, what's up, how long have you been here?"
"2 days, you?"
"well, i probably got here right after you did seeing as how i'm in line right behind you."
"oh yeah. well, i'm a bit delirious with hunger and thirst and also i haven't peed in 2 days either."
"is that even possible?"
"apparently, at first i really had to go bad, a few hours after i got here, but then...well, it's like when you're so tired you can't sleep. maybe my bladder is so taut that it has sealed itself off somehow."
"i'll watch your spot man, why don't you go to the bathroom."
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about an hour later
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"that was the most satisfying pee of my life."