kinda like a street sweeper

so i was at my friend's place and the entire neighborhood was outside at their respective homes having cookouts or whatever.
and then after we finished my friend said, "hey, watch this" and then a street sweeper like vehicle drove by and sucked up the dishes that were outside and spit them out all clean.
apparently on Wednesdays, the neighborhood provides dish cleaning services but only if your dishes are outside

french amputee skate park

so i was hanging out with some girlfriends (very much like the trailer for the movie the women) and we were in some one's lavish closet, just gossipping and helping our friend pick out something to wear on her date/to a party.
there was some french speaking happening, very poor grammar mind you.

fast forward she picks up this guy and apparently they go back to his place...

fast forward (and now i am the omnipotent observer) i am looking down at a skate park/ auto garage, very large and clean, but it is full of freaks.
turns out the dude she went on a date with was only a head and he was riding around on a skate board (i think propelling himself via his thought hands) and his friend on a bmx bike comes up to him and says, "hey, why don't you do some stunts?"
and the head says, "i don't feel so well"
and the bmx guy picks him up and says, "wow, you are awfully bloody today"
and the head says, "yeah, this girl did a number on me, but now i'm prepared for the next time/girl."
and the bmx guy says, "yeah, or any dudes" <-- i think it was like she poked his neck hole or something....anyways...
so head scoots off using his mind hands and i begin to float around. oh, the head looked like a surfer guy.

there is a guy working on his car, but his upper body is severed from his lower body, but then i realize that the upper and lower bodies don't match and there are 2 severed dudes. they are having a conversation about the pros and cons of being severed in half.

the garage/skate park was full of other weirdos, but i didn't really look at them too much, i was too engrossed in the severed body guys' conversation.

when i woke up, i thought, man, that was really really freaky. and geez, what a nice closet. and also, i need to practice my french skills so my dream grammar won't be so horrible

junebug the wedding planner

so i was a wedding planner delegating wedding responsibilities to my underlings, then one of them told me the bride chose a gown by a designer with the initials c.c. (in my dream there was a name, maybe not of a real designer, but a full name that i don't remember) and i was absolutely incredulous, appalled even at the choice.

waiting for jesusphone

"hey, what's up, how long have you been here?"
"2 days, you?"
"well, i probably got here right after you did seeing as how i'm in line right behind you."
"oh yeah. well, i'm a bit delirious with hunger and thirst and also i haven't peed in 2 days either."
"is that even possible?"
"apparently, at first i really had to go bad, a few hours after i got here, but then...well, it's like when you're so tired you can't sleep. maybe my bladder is so taut that it has sealed itself off somehow."
"i'll watch your spot man, why don't you go to the bathroom."
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about an hour later
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"that was the most satisfying pee of my life."

Jeff Goldblum

so there was Jeff Goldblum, just there in my dream, not doing or saying anything.
Later, in another dream, i was looking at a picture of myself submitted to Gatech's yearbook and i was all surprised they choose one of my baby pictures, but then i realized that they had poorly photoshopped my small squinty eyes.

then i woke up late and subsequently was late for work....that part is not a dream.

Birthday Party at Costco

so, i was following someone around, and then we went to a super duper extra huge costco...
and in the very back it opened up and turned into a quaint apartment complex, you know one of those built a while back but they have like a cute little courtyard and everything.
It was a birthday party.

and everyone had their doors open to their apartments and some were really nice and some were like trailer homes.

this is the dream blog to compete with leafgreenwickeddreams

so my friend rcmpelephant, you dream, and i dream.